The ubiquitous serviette holder…….grace any prawn table

Beach prawn memorabilia…..

Shrimp motorbike – lobster more like…

Prawnmaster still looking for his foto of shrimp Harley Davidson spotted at Boston Seafood Show 15 years ago…

Oh well until then this will have to do…

God Hates Shrimp – if anyone can make sense of that apart from a parody site……

….but of course….shrimp is a carrier of staph and, even supposed AMR staph especially dangerous when handling the raw prawn.

Thus, embedded in ancient food safety human and health protocols was an avoid alert…that was forced onto the masses via the religion.

Now what with proper bioculture and correct food handling there should be no more worries

http://www.godhatesshrimp.com/

Shrimp, Prawn and fried shrimp emoji

Having just watched The Emoji Movie was a bit disappointed with the appearance of the shrimp emoji.

The shrimp emoji is a heads on shrimp but in the movie it is portrayed as the fried shrimp emoji – which has no head. So the emoji then says he was going to put himself on the barbie….which is what one expects from a whole head on shrimp emoji but not a headless shrimp emoji….

….disappointed !